what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I have post one night stand depression
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