He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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