weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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