Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Mom said you looked used
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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