You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
