idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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