Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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