My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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