On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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