You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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