I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
