I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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