So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
soo... how was my night?
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