I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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