I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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