I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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