Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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