I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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