bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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