why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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