He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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