you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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