Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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