i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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