wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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