Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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