The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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