do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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