His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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