Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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