Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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