apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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