I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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