we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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