Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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