ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
they need to just BURY HIM!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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