It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Randomize