She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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