Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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