I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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