Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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