Non-Jews are for practice
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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