Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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