I need help removing her.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I have aggressive nipples.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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