And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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