Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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