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"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Maybe he injected his testicle?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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