There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just google imaged poop.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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