I'm pants shitting drunk right now
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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