So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My vagina just recognized that song.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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