Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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