why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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